Pakistani Wet Dreams
- December 2007
Finally! It’s a cool December evening and I’m finally sitting down to the
keyboard to spend a little time writing. The Christmas cards have been sent, the lights
are hung on the house, and most of the holiday shopping is done. And there has been plenty
of insanity in the news recently to put me in the holiday spirit, especially when that
holiday is National Seething Hatred of Incredibly Stupid People in High Places Day, one of
my personal favorites. Where do I begin? Let’s see, how about Pakistan? Ladies and
gentlemen, the Stupid Train is leaving Pakistani Station, all aboard! Read more.
Bush
to Sick Americans: “Screw You” - August 2006
Our chronic underachiever of a president, George W. Bush, has decided to stoop to new lows
and treat terminally ill Americans even worse than he treats the rest of us. And he’s
doing it while advancing his campaign to drag America backwards, retarding the advancement
of science and technology. In this case it’s life-saving scientific research that
Bush is working to prevent, and it won’t just be sick and suffering Americans who pay
the price. Read
more.
Right to
a trial or no right to a trial? - More Bush Hypocrisy - November 2005
There are times when the sheer magnitude of the Bush administration’s hypocrisy
and self-contradiction is enough to make you feel like your brain is about to turn to mush
and run out your ears. (If you have any sense whatsoever, that is.) Now is one of those
times. I ask a simple question: Does the Bush administration believe that everyone has the
right to a fair trial? Their response: Yes, I mean no, I mean yes, I mean no, I mean
… it depends on what day you ask. Read
more.
Bush
Achieves New Heights of Hypocrisy in Schiavo Case -
April 2005
President
Bush rushed back to Washington DC to sign a bill intended to reinstated Terri Schiavo's
life support, saying "I will continue to stand on the side of those defending
life." This seems odd because as governor of Texas Bush stood on the opposite side,
the side of those wanting to end life, signing a bill that allowed hospitals to remove
life support and let patients die against their family's wishes. Bush must be really glad
that he has two feet so he can stand on both sides of issues like this. Read
more.
Bernard
Kerik: “Doin’ It” While NY Burns -
March 2005
Apparently
former Homeland Security nominee Bernard Kerik liked the whole concept of "fiddling
while Rome burns," but he was unable to play the violin. Undeterred, he drew upon his
good old New York ingenuity and took the idea to a whole new level. According to the New
York Times, Kerik, who is married and has two children, used an apartment overlooking
ground zero as a meeting place for an extramarital affair. And if that weren’t bad
enough, the apartment that he used for his illicit trysts had been donated for use by
tired police and rescue workers who were working at ground zero. You gotta love those
Republican "family values," don't ya?
More
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